My sister has loved music since she was three, but that changed with this particular show…
It was my younger sister, Annie’s, first ever huge show with her music group, she was so ecstatic! We had all arrived on Saturday night, it all began with a violin piece, it was completley out of tune! The girl’s face went red with embarrassment…
Everybody had been giggling and whispering when the piece had finished, next was a very intresting drum solo… Let’s just say the drumsticks snapped in the first few seconds. For the rest of the night, I couldn’t stop laughing at my sister!
One morning, I woke up and turned on my radio. “Oh, it’s my favourite song!” I said. Then, the song changed and it was completely out of tune I ran out of my room and out to the car “Please don’t put on the radio!” I said to my Dad. Sorry, Lucy I need to! There was some breaking news!” I took out my headphones and put on a song. Then, my song turned to the same one on the radio! “What am I supposed to do?” I exclaimed. Then when I got to school, I heard the song inside…
Ok. I have desperately tried for THREE…HOURS…I GIVE UP! Ever since my sister told my mom that she was bad at dancing, she took up singing. Imagine a singer that sounds like a wailing cat, and now times that by ONE BILLION! That’s my mom. She tried to sing “That’s what I like” by Bruno Mars, but it was COMPLETELY out of tune, so I asked her to stop. “Nooo caan doooooo!” she wailed. Oh…Darn. “Mum, I would like to ask you something, and I want you to-” “Lucky for you that’s what I like-”
Three years later
You see,my cousin likes to sing,but her vocal chords aren’t the best.
Whenever she starts to sing,I always go up to my room because it’s so bad. When, one day she thought, maybe, just maybe that she could sing along to” The wheels on the bus” but she can’t even sing the alphabet without going out of tune. See, what I mean….
This morning in the car,the song “2002” came on and she went completely mad, and started singing along, it was completely out of tune….
I begged my mum to tell her to stop,but my mum was also singing along…..
It was a cold day. Jane decided it would be a good idea to post a YouTube video of her “amazing” singing. She took out her phone and went on the camera app. Jane spent about 40 minutes trying to make her video look amazing. When she was satisfied with the video she posted it.
The next day, Jane came to school. Everyone was laughing at her. At first Jane was confused. She asked her friends what was going on. But then she realised that the video she posted on YouTube was completely out of tune.
Oh you’re reading this. Read something else, this is pointless. Go away. Goodbye… GO AWAY!!!! Fine if you insist . Hi my name is Bob, why do I tell you this??? I just do O.K. Anyways I was going to the shops to buy some fantastical loaded-with-sugar-sweets. I went to the shop and heard someone singing the song that was playing in the background but it was completely out of tune of the person so I pointed that out to them but they looked at me and said “I don’t care,who are you anyways?” “I’m Weird, you are ? “I am Annoying”
It was a lovely Saturday morning and Bob had just woke up and he was so excited because today him and is friends were going to make a band. Bob was going to play the drums Jerry his friend was going to sing and Sandy was going to play the guitar. They did a test run and they all sang and played there instruments but it was completely out of tune so they tried to play at the right time. But they all gave up and everybody went home and gave up on creating a really good band. The End.
One Valentines day my Dad wrote a special song for my Mum. When my Mum woke up that morning my Dad started to sing the song to her, but it was completely out of tune. My Mum jumped straight out of bed with two pillows covering her ears. She ran down the stairs screaming, but when she came into the kitchen she found that on the table there was a romantic breakfast prepared for her and my Dad. My Mum and my Dad had an amazing day and so did the rest of my family. Happy Valentines Day to Everybody.
I was trying to tune my little blue ukelele, last time I tried to play in front of my family it was out of tune and very embarassing. Although I am particularly good at playing the Spongebob theme song on it which is my all time favourite and my go to party trick! Therefor, I have something to look forward to when its fixed so i’m excited about that! I stared sadly at the little cartoon pineapples on my ukelele and started to cry. Then suddenly my dad came into my room and I realised how silly I was being!