My class and I were going on a school tour with two teachers. First, we went to these big tall ancient statues. All the class had gone to look at the petting zoo while I stayed and looked at the statues. They were so fascinating, it almost looked like they began to speak. I squinted my eyes to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.
“NO! I’M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU,” the third statue continued. “I’M OLDER AND BUFFER.” I trembled with fear, seeing that these statues were actually speaking. “NO WAY,” said statue three. I stumbled back, to the soil ground.