Outdated! By Zita!

I was eating my lasagna and chips when I noticed my chips tasted a little… Plain. I excused myself from the dinner table and went to check the cupboard for something to spice them up.’Perhaps some barbecue sauce or ketchup!’ I thought to myself as I positioned the stool underneath the cupboard. At the very back I found a very dusty bottle of vinegar, most things in our house were dusty so I didn’t question it.  I poured it all over my chips and began to eat. The vinegar was too sharp! I checked the expiry date. ’26 of March 1999!’ ‘Ewww!’