One ordinary day, I went to get some fish and chips for my dinner. While I was ordering I saw a man eating chips. Suddenly, He started turning into a chip. When he saw me he saw me he wanted to eat me. But of course I had my SMG. So I kept shooting the chip until it fell to the ground. I went to get the vinegar and salt. Then put it on the chip. What came to my mind first was the vinegar was too sharp. I ate the chip forgetting that it was a human.