The Famine Eggs! By Senan

One day I was in my house washing vegetables to make dinner when I noticed that my eggs
were black and were crushed even when I slightly pressed down on them. I turned on the TV to see if anyone else was having black eggs. On the news that was all anyone 
could talk about! Loads of people were saying they were ‘Famine Eggs’. My eyes were flickering with annoyance because some very posh people (with strange fringes) were coming over for dinner. All of a sudden, a egg started cracking and sprouting legs. I grabbed my gun ready to shoot.♦♦♦