“Hello!” I said to the waiter. “I’m starving, can I have your finest food please!”
“Sure thing!” he said.”It’ll be two minutes!” I was wondering what good food could be made in two minutes, but it came before I could ask. “Here you go!” said the waiter.
“Excuse me, what is this!?” I asked. “It’s giraffe!” he said. I wasn’t going to eat it, so I looked for something else edible. “Can I have the melted chocolate and salt alone, please?” I said. “No, it’s brown chocolate and white salt!” he said. “Okay then, I’ll just eat the greasy giraffe…”